Monday, November 9, 2009

The inconsistency of men women jokes

A husband's perspective of his wife.
Someone who spends too much money on stupid stuff.

Example: A man says, "my wife's credit card was stolen." His friend says, "that's terrible." The man says, "not really, whatever stole it is spending less money than she was."

A son's perspective of his mom.
Someone who doesn't spend nearly as much money as his dad on stupid stuff, particularly fast food.

Example: A Simpsons episode where Bart asks Marge if they can buy a pretzel and she says, "we have pretzels at home."

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