Limerick on test prayer

I thank thee very much for this day,

But now I must desperately pray.

As I'm taking this test,

Please help me do my best,

And for this question should I bubble in A?

An out of date but kind of funny limerick about healthcare.

I hope you are not bothered by itches.
And that you do not need stitches.
The size of your premium.
Is no longer medium.
Let's hope the website doesn't have glitches.

3 Poems of the year 2013

The pope grabs the news.
Gays, abortion, birth control.
Focus is elsewhere

His ratings are as high as the hubble.
His african american vote doubled.
For Senator Buono.
A definitive no-no.
Maybe he can bring the GOP out of trouble.

Once a Disney star.
I never heard of twerking.
Don't let the kids see.

Headlines Dec 04 2013

9:00 AM    U.S. Vice President Joe Biden opened a two-day visit to china Wednesday by urging young Chinese students to challenge their government, teachers and religious leaders.

9:00 PM     U.S. Vice President Joe Biden blocked from China's Google search.

Headline For October 23-25

Republicans accuse Obamacare website for being too popular.

Limerick about Smart Phones

A few years ago they were rare.
The price, has since come more fair.
QR boxes get scanned.
Thanks to Mobile Broadband.
All, because of amazing software.

Limerick about Electrons

They are so small.
But they stand so tall.
Shoot through a double slit.
And the pattern logically don't fit.
Weird shapes when they land on the wall.