Some lightbulb jokes v

How many Microsoft Word programs does it to screw in a lightbulb.

Fragment (consider revising)

How many annoying figure out how this game works games does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

It was the number of fingers I was showing.

How many pokemon does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

The number goes up by about 100 every few years, each time there's less interest.

How many senators or congressmen does it take to screw in a lgithbulb.

Nancy Pelosi has her number, Harry Reid has his, The republicans are supposed to come up with one but they'd rather just oppose the democrats' number, it'll take 60 to prevent a filibuster because the founding fathers believed that a majority shouldn't be enough to screw in a lightbulb. There are actually many different plans on how to screw in a lightbulb even though you often hear about people criticizing the president's plan as if there were only one plan. But no matter how complicated the answer is, some committee (not the senate itselft, just some committee, although if you thought they meant the senate as a whole I don't blame you) will likely have some sort of precursor vote by the end of next week. They were hoping it would be screwed in by August but in retrospective it's kind of funny that we thought that might happen.