Friday, June 5, 2009

Some lightbulb jokes ii

How many Obama Nominees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to have problems in his own state, one to withdraw from consideration because of party differences, four or five to have trouble being confirmed by the senate on behalf of tax problems, a few from the republican party for an honest attempt for bipartisanship, and one with real world experience somebody that would know what it's like to be a lightbulb, and they have to be a team of rivals.

How many annoying songs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4.

How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
give me an s, give me an e, give me a v, give me an e, give me an n. What does that spell? eight.

How many boring kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Uh, I don't know.

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