Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Definition Jokes

Government: The ones that never give up, because they still haven't won the 51 votes they need.
 
Michael Moore: The obese man that thinks it's the government that should take care of your health.
 
Hard work, perseverance, never giving up and a lot of practice: The thing that can make anybody sound like a good singer, oh wait, that's what the studio technicians do.
 
Americans: The things that like root beer.

Swing states: Where the struggling families are.
 
Public School: Where nothing happens in may.
 
Band: an ensemble typically containing a lead singer, guitarist, a bass player, a drummer and sometimes a keyboardist. 

Solo artist: technically they're not very common because they have these things to.
 
Encyclopedia: a source of data where mistakes remain uncorrected.

1 comment:

  1. This reminds me a little of Gustave Flaubert's "Dictionary" where he essentially pointed out the hollowness of middle class conversation... (in the nineteenth century).

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