Monday, February 23, 2009

Some lightbulb jokes

Q. How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A. I'm not sure some of them are actually from New Jersey.

Q. How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A. Two, but you can use a keyboard if you want.

Q. How many high school students does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A. Only one but your teacher won't put the results on powerschool for three weeks.

Q. How many speakers at a political convention does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A.  Only one but you'll have to look at his website to see how.

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