After many testimonies sleepless hours and lengthy briefs the Supreme Court has taken the side of some annoying nine year olds, there really is nothing to do. At a press conference The Chief Justice said "the reason we made this ruling was that there really is nothing to do, none of our friends can play chores are pointless, and activities such as playing outside or reading a book are both stupid."
The 5 to 4 ruling alows all children to watch tv every before they've even done homework, they will be alowed to watch shows like Arthur a show about kids that actually do something worthwhile.
The president understands the magnitude of this crises and is urging congress to pass tax credits to parents for buying more video games and cable.
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