Saturday, February 28, 2009

It's official "there's nothing to do"

After many testimonies  sleepless hours and lengthy briefs the Supreme Court has taken the side of some annoying nine year olds, there really is nothing to do. At a press conference The Chief Justice said "the reason we made this ruling was that there really is nothing to do, none of our friends can play chores are pointless, and activities such as playing outside or reading a book are both stupid."
The 5 to 4 ruling alows all children to watch tv every before they've even done homework, they will be alowed to watch shows like Arthur a show about kids that actually do something worthwhile.
The president understands the magnitude of this crises and is urging congress to pass tax credits to parents for buying more video games and cable. 

Monday, February 23, 2009

Some lightbulb jokes

Q. How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A. I'm not sure some of them are actually from New Jersey.

Q. How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A. Two, but you can use a keyboard if you want.

Q. How many high school students does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A. Only one but your teacher won't put the results on powerschool for three weeks.

Q. How many speakers at a political convention does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A.  Only one but you'll have to look at his website to see how.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Kidz Bop 15

The Kidz bop kidz have done it again, with their latest (but definitly not last, not even close) new album Kidz Bop 15, the album is a big improvement since kidz bop 13 and 14, but it's just not quite as refreshing as Kidz bop 5 6 or 10. It was quite a crowd pleaser but there one song that didn't quite work. It was the song Burnin' Up It's already a song by some immature kids.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Test Post

Dear reader, salutations, by the time you read this you will probably be alive, please don't comment.