Saturday, March 26, 2011

Some lightbulb jokes ix

How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
An infinite number. One to change half of it. Another to change a quarter of it. Another to change and eighth of it. Another to change a sixteenth of it.

How many Mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 0!

How many physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?
It should be only one but for some reason it doesn't work.

How many physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?
It should be only one but we get two because of measurement errors.

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