Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Haiku of Provo

Girls with big blond hair
Lake that nobody visits
Get married quickly

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Some lightbulb jokes ix

How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
An infinite number. One to change half of it. Another to change a quarter of it. Another to change and eighth of it. Another to change a sixteenth of it.

How many Mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 0!

How many physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?
It should be only one but for some reason it doesn't work.

How many physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?
It should be only one but we get two because of measurement errors.