Friday, June 18, 2010

Textbook example jokes

  • "You might have a real future in flipping hamburgers."
  • "I want to work for FOX news because it's fair and balanced." [BOATS]
  • "You have so many eggs; that's capitalism." [BOATS]
  • "Video games are a great way to experience the outdoors."
  • "If you want to be more comfortable use ear bud headphones."
  • It's intelligent to say that parents have no idea what it's like o be a teenager. [BOATS]
  • "Fruitloops really are part of a healthy breakfast.
  • "I never considered myself a maverick." [BOATS]
From now on the acronym BOATS will be theearthblog jargon for Based on a true story. Remember, you saw it here first.

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