Sum recession humor

Mr. A went to a bank, he said "I need a loan," the bank said "funny I was going to ask you the same thing."

Mr. A received his mortgage payment, "he says I don't get it, a few years ago they wouldn't let me buy those houses, now they're telling me I have to."

Mr. A was overwhelmed with his taxes, he said "I don't see the point, they're just going to use money that doesn't exist anyway."