Some Motivational Advice

There's no we in team, but there is a me if you rearrange it 

Sum recession humor

Mr. A went to a bank, he said "I need a loan," the bank said "funny I was going to ask you the same thing."

Mr. A received his mortgage payment, "he says I don't get it, a few years ago they wouldn't let me buy those houses, now they're telling me I have to."

Mr. A was overwhelmed with his taxes, he said "I don't see the point, they're just going to use money that doesn't exist anyway."

PBS and NPR to broadcast the super bowl.

The next super bowl will be broadcast by PBS with NPR. The half time show will be some dead late night jazz musicians that nobody will listen to, the musicians won't even know or care that they performed. The lead out program will be an hour long episode of Arthur, because the creators of that show aren't out of ideas yet. After that the news hour with Jim Lehrer will feature Shields and Brooks debating what the best Budweiser pledge drive was.