An out of date but kind of funny limerick about healthcare.

I hope you are not bothered by itches.
And that you do not need stitches.
The size of your premium.
Is no longer medium.
Let's hope the website doesn't have glitches.

3 Poems of the year 2013

The pope grabs the news.
Gays, abortion, birth control.
Focus is elsewhere

His ratings are as high as the hubble.
His african american vote doubled.
For Senator Buono.
A definitive no-no.
Maybe he can bring the GOP out of trouble.

Once a Disney star.
I never heard of twerking.
Don't let the kids see.