Limerick about Electrons

They are so small.
But they stand so tall.
Shoot through a double slit.
And the pattern logically don't fit.
Weird shapes when they land on the wall.

Limerick about Bottled Water

I need hydration for me.
At a fountain it's free.
But at a store.
It costs a bit more.
Such as a quarter times three.

Pun of the day xix

Why do gentlemen stand on the bus?

Because when there are elderly women on the bus they just can stand sitting down.

Limerick of Airline delays

The money they gave me was great.
It was probably to turn away hate.
I purchased some yoghurt.
And some crackers don't hurt.
All because I had to wait.