Nuck Chorris iii

• My GPA is higher than Nuck Chorris's I.Q.
• Nuck Chorris has facebook enemies
• Nuck Chorris counted to ten, twice, in English.
• Nuck Chorris doesn't know his left from his write.
• Nuck Chorris says that there are three kinds of people, those he puts into one group, and those he puts into the other.
  

Things the people on 24 never have to deal with

• Snow
• Low Cell phone batteries
• Slow computers
• The possibility of uploading evidence onto youtube
• Low gas
• Food needs
• Bathroom needs
• Cars not starting
  

theearthblog presents: The 2010 earthblogies

theearthblog's lifetime achievement award
This year theearthblog is proud to award its lifetime achievement award to everyone who over the period of a few days somehow managed to eradicate to world of violence against children, famine, war, world hunger, abuse, gender discrimination, and even death for everyone that the BP chairman refered to as "the little people" by changing their profile picture to cartoon characters and bringing back cherished memories of the pokemon craze of 1999-2002.

Award of the Year Award
Runner Up: Nobel Peace Prize

theearthblogpost of the year award
Runner Ups:

• Recent News Headlines
• Nuck Chorris
• Nuck Chorris ii
• BSA announces new Merit Badge
• Some irony ii
  

Non-Presidential Election of the Year Award

• Alaska Senate election Is it cow ski?
  
• Delaware Senate Election I am not witch
  
• Nevada Senate Election Tea Party's fault?
  
• Illinois Senate Election Obama's senate seat, I'm surprised I didn't hear much buzz about it.
  

Job of the year award
Runners Up:

• American Idol Judge
• Chilean miner
• Afghanistan general

Things that took forever in 2010

• Health Care reform
• Oil Spill cleanup
• Three day Wimbledon Match
• Chilean Miners rescue

Winners

• Award of the Year Award: The Oscar for best director
• Non-Presidential Election of the Year Award: Massachusetts special senate election; there both available
• Job of the Year Award: The Host for NBC's The Tonight Show
• theearthblog post of the year award: 100 questions: The 100th post/birthday spectacular!

Stuff that was considered but not put in. In the order that I thought of them.

• Toyota recall
• Refudiate
• Our North Korean allies
• Justin Bieber
• Health Care
• Russian Spy swap
• Oil Spill-We care about the little
• Wikileaks
• Lost finale
• Immigration reform-Brewer goes blank
  
• Haiti Earthquake
• General McCrystal
• Greece Bailout
• Ground Zero Mosque
• Volcanoe
• South Africa horn things
• Rally to restore sanity
• Conan O'Brian
• iPad
• Prop 23
• Burn a Qu'ran day
• TSA
• American Idol judges all quitting
• Big Bleeping deal
• Vatican and Homer Simpson
• Pope's statement on condoms.
• Ruined perfect baseball game
• Double Rainbow
• Rapist video
• Old Spice guy
• China Google
• Pants on the ground