Sad moments

• When you've made a move in Tetris that you know will result in you losing.
• When your wristwatch all of the sudden starts beeping hour and you don't know why and you don't know how to stop it.
• When the place you are in an online video catches up to the point that is loaded.
  
• When out of nowhere it snows, especially in May or October.

Haiku of Sarah Palin

North Korean friends

Retard is worse than f word

Lets refudiate

Turn it down, a poem of no particular format.

If I can hear the music playing from your headphones, turn it down.
If it's Justin Bieber, turn it down.
If it's mainstream pop or rap music, turn it down.
IF I HAVE TO SPEAK UP TO SAY ANYTHING, turn it down.
If I can feel my rib cage oscillate, turn it down.