Limerick about wikipedia

My optimism was dead.

What I wanted was linked in red.

Imagine my frustration.

All it offered was disambiguation.

Maybe what I'm trying to find is something I misread.

Why MLIA is better than facebook.

• You can check MLIA every hour and a half and it will be fresh.
• You don't find stupid stuff unless you go out of your way to the vote on submissions.
• You will not find 9.5 million people who "like" Justin Bieber on MLIA.

Nuck Chorris ii

• If Nuck Chorris were a snake he would bite himself.
• If you google Nuck Chorris you will find nothing.
• Nuck Chorris is convinced that it is butter.
• Nuck Chorris thought gullible was written on the ceiling; outside.
• Nuck Chorris can not tie a square knot.

pet peve of the day

Libraries putting their stickers on the worst possible place on the back cover of books.