Some irony v

• Some people don't what what Public Relations are and what they do?
• A cell phone or other electronic device flashes and/or beeping and/or vibrating every few minutes so it can tell you it's on low battery. [BOATS]
• I don't know about you but I have never heard someone say pu-ta-toe exect in the expression, some say potatoe, some say pu-ta-toe. (same with tu-ma-toe)

Muscles to smile

There is a saying that it takes some number of muscles to frown but much less to smile. The phrase really bugs me. One reason that it bugs is that people don't actually frown when they're mad. A frown is where the left and right ends of your mouth are lowered, people don't do that, in fact that looks dopy.

My other problem with that phrase is that it's maybe the only time when we encourage people do what is easy and takes energy. Is that a good message to teach America's youth, I don't think so. This one of those expressions that leaves a lot room to be made fun of. Here are some examples.

• It takes 40 muscles to frown but only 7 to give somebody the finger.
• It takes 37 muscles to frown but only 22 to smile so frowning is better exercise

It probably takes alot of muscles to give somebody a hug so there's some room there for humor.

Now that I'm on the subject of biological expressions I'm say that the expression "The early bird gets the worm" really bugs people, the way I know this bugs people is that there are so many comebacks, for example.

• What about the early worm
• The worm slept in
• The second mouse gets the cheese

Action tv

When a door is locked, there is always a fire extinguisher around the corner.

When someone wearing a bullet proof jacket they always unbotton the vest or whatever that was covering it.

Violent scenes often happen in parking garages

Netflix Tabs that don't but should exist

The following is a list of movies that netflix thinks you won't like but should watch anyway.

The following is a list of movies that you should watch just to see how stupid they are.

The following is a list of movies that netflix has been paid to put in their own tab.

The following is a list of movies that aren't that good but you can watch for free.

The Paradox of Television

Everyone is beautifull, but no one is married.