Commercial problems.

Sometimes you see a tv or hd commericial that tries to show you what your tv would look like if you used their product. If your not using that product how can it show you what it would look like if you did use it. However, there recently was a commercial where a guy said something like, "now you get the picture, actually you don't."

When seeing commericals it's important that you look at the fine print at bottom. Sometimes it sort of cammoflauges but it sends important messages. For example during the Subway commercail with that newly famous jingle it says that it's only at participating restruants. It's also pretty funny to see things along the lines of "do not not attempt, cars can not acually drive on buildings."

It's also interesting how some commercial such as matress ones will say you don't have to pay untill some specified date and they make it seem so far away. Try counting the months.

That

1. That word was illegible.
2. Nobody thought that that word was legible.
3. Nobody thought that that that was legible.
4. That that, that that boy wrote was ilegible.
5. Nobody thought that that that, that that boy wrote was leggible.

Some lightbulb jokes viii

How many episodes of 24 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one more.

How many derivatives does it take to screw a lightbulb?
You got the equation right but you forgot to put the dx.

How many Costco samples dos it take to screw in a lgihtbulb?
They won't be ready for 10-15 minutes.

How many movement does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three, but it takes too long if people clap between them.

Some irony iv

Sometimes when you see a word that's hard to pronounce you see something that shows you how to pronounce the word, but that guide leaves you even more clueless.

My school once held us from lunch to lecture us on anorexia.