Things no one ever reads

Terms of service.

The music Album pamphlets.

This blog.

High school disclosure statements.

Health care proposals.

Things no one ever uses

The left appendage on an N64 controller and the cross shaped button pad on it.

The male underwear slot.

Chopsticks.

Facebook advice: Say hello, share the latest news, catch up with, etc.

The m+ and m- buttons on the simple calculator.

This one I found using google, it was a facebook fanbase: The white crayon

1st person opinion on hand drying methods.

There's hand sanitizer which is cool because you don't have to dry your hands with a towel but sometimes you accidentally squirt yourself too much and it doesn't all dry from your hand so you start cleaning your arms, neck, face, ears, etc. There's also those automatic paper dispensers where you swipe your hand and some paper comes out, but the problem is that hardly any comes out so your thinking "nice, two fingers down, 8 plus the palms to go" and once it dispenses some paper it takes forever to dispense some more so you eventually just give up and use your shirt. There's also those blowers that take pride in not killing trees, the problem with this is that they take way to long, it's no wonder that you often see them running with nobody using them when you walk into the bathroom, this is another technique results in people just giving up and using their shirts.

Some organizational advice

Be careful about planing anything on the daylight savings sunday.

Pun of the day xvi

A driving instructor asks a student how their parallel parking is. The student says, "I'm kind of hit and miss with it."