1. How come on Microsoft Word, when you're typing, a sentence will be underlined in green for a split second every time you type a key?
2. What's the difference between a Euphonium and a Baritone?
3. In terms of ingredients, what's the difference between waffles and pancakes?
4. What's the difference between jelly and jam?
5. How much facebook activity happens between 12:00 AM and 6:00 AM?
6. How come when cartoon characters open a book it's always half way open?
7. Where is the remote?
8. What are the most overplayed artists on the radio?
9. What are the nation's 15 intelligence agencies?
10. What is the meaning of all those buttons on the remote that you never use?
11. Do they honestly expect me to have enough time to read the FBI warning at the beginning of movies?
12. How come the cover story sometimes has nothing to do with what the text on the front cover says it's about?
13. Is there anything significant or secret under the globe logo?
14. How was it determined that there should be a half step between b and c; and e and f?
15. What is deet?
16. Why is there a lonely house placed by a random part of the freeway?
17. Why does the couch change color when you rub it?
18. What do ACT and SAT stand for?
19. How do they decide who gets to audition for the judges during the audition episodes of American Idol?
20. How come most Nutcrackers can't actually cut nuts?
21. How come the headphone on the left plays different sounds from the headphone on the right?
22. When an advertisement says something received 4 stars, how do I know that's not out of 5?
23. Will Michael Jordan come out of retirement again?
24. Why does Queen need to have four (possibly more) greatest hits albums?
25. Why do batteries always expire in MAR?
26. Why does some ice have holes through it?
27. What good does the star and the number sign on the phone do?
28. How many times has The Simpsons repeated the coach gag where the clone Simpsons are already on the couch?
29. Why are windows always dirty?
30. Why do they give you 6 orange creamies and 9 banana creamies when it should be the other way around?
31. How did we decide that raspberries blue?
32. Why do hotel rooms have doors to lead to locked doors?
33. What does http:// mean?
34. Why do people say "could care less," that means that there is some care?
35. What are all the different ways to end a url?(.com, .edu, gov, etc)
36. Why do commercials always tell you to ask your parents permission before getting online?
37. How many Simpsons episodes are there where Mr. Burns asks Smithers who Homer is and Smithers says, "that's Homer Simpson sir?"
38. How many Final Fantasy games are there?
39. When they say "just in time for the holidays" is it ever really a coincidence?
40. How come I can find a zillion articles on the internet about something on the internet but I can't find the actual thing?
41. If brown eyes are the dominant trait and blue eyes are the recessive trait than where do green eyes come from?
42. What happened to the Gilligan's island survivors?
43. Why does the ACT skip letters E and I on it's answers?
44. Why does the ACT use FGHJ as answers instead of just ABCD?
45. How come you can't get Beatles music on iTunes?
46. Why do iPod headphones repeal each other?
47. What is 0^0?
48. Why are the jobless claims either way worse than anyone expected or better than anyone expected but still really bad, don't they ever get it right?
49. Why can't you take the February ACT in New York?
50. Why does facebook not show the entire profile picture?
51. How many people have done the role of Anakin Skywalker in any way?
52. How come DVDs and music are always released in stores on Tuesdays?
53. Why is the current threat advisory level always orange?
54. What does i.e. stand for?
55. Why does the battery level on your ipod go back and forth?
56. Did Jimmy Carter accuse Michael Steele of being racist?
57. How many people died in Harry Potter 7?
58. How do teachers find education websites with really long URL's?
59. Is Hannah Montana real or fictional?
60. Is Lemony Snicket real or fictional?
61. What is the plural form of Netflix? For example: there were two N_____ in the mail today.
62. How come when a movie is in wide screen they put the subtitles on the picture instead of the black bar at the bottom?
63. When you site a website using MLA format you're supposed to include the title, meaning the text in the gray bar at the top, but how do type a vertical line?
64. Are Bon Jovi and Daughtry solo artists or the lead singers of bands named after themselves?
65. What does RSVP stand for?
66. What does "fragment consider revising" mean?
67. If something is worth buying does it need advertising?
68. Why have robots started talking on the phone?
69. How many times on House M.D. has someone quit the hospital and then come back a few episodes later?
70. Does John Krasinski (from The Office) narrate commercials?
71. How many "ose" words are there for sugar?
72. How many Pokemon are there nowadays?
73. Why do they release greatest hits albums of artists whom are still active?
74. What's the difference between who and whom?
75. What do all the f buttons at the top of the keyboard do?
76. How common is the surname Smith?
77. Why do discs have rainbows?
78. What happened to the McDonalds ball pits?
79. Are there really no two snowflakes that are alike?
80. Which was more over-hyped, swine flu or bird flu?
81. Are James Bond, Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne the only action heros with the initails JB?
82. How many Mario Party's are there?
83. How many Land before Time's are there?
84. What are all the purposes of commas?
85. How come when I type one wrong letter in the URL somethings stupid still comes up?
86. How come nobody in The Hunger Games series has a regular name?
87. What happened to the protagonist from the Sopranos?
88. How many plays did Shakespeare write?
89. Are all pencils number 2 pencils?
90. What are we going to call 00's decade?
91. How come some years the Grammy Award for "Best Rock Performance by Duo or Group with Vocals" goes to a song some years and other years it goes to an album?
92. According to the Grammys, what is the difference between a song and a record?
93. What does it mean when you're on a search engine and some of the entries are indented to the right?
94. How come the projector isn't working?
95. What do people on the side of the highway in the middle of nowhere do for a living?
96. Is Bakugan the new Pokemon or Yugioh thing?
97. Why do channels go up to the hundreds?
98. Is MLK day officially known as Martin Luther King Jr. day or Civil rights day?
99. How do you clean a disc?
100. How is a blind person supposed to know where braille signs are without the vision of someone whom might as well read it out loud to them?
I've been working on this post longer than you've awake so please be forgiving of it.
