Prayer

Please help this test that just bumped my arm to go well, and please help yesterday's test to have gone well. We're grateful for the french fries and the ice cream and please bless them that they may nourish and strengthen our bodies. Please help us to reach the room down the hallway safely. Please help those who didn't want to be that they will want to be here next time.

Word of the Year

asdf ā-es-dē-ef

Noun

1 What someone types when they are not sure if the computer program they are typing on -such as facebook, blogspot, online applications, etc- is using spellcheck or not.

2 What someone types as an email subject for an email they don't care about. I was sending an email to myself so I just put asdf as my subject.

3 What someone types when they need to type something.

ORIGIN Late 20th century early 21st century from the internet language.

pun of the day xiii

What are the benefits of working in the field of agriculture?

You get to enjoy the fruits of your labors.

Some lightbulb jokes vi

How many tv personalities does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll have that number and more, after the break.

How many adults does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

When I was your age we didn't even have lightbulbs.

How manny rappers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, it's not that complicated, they set a beat and say some rhyming stuff about how they and their brothers are changing lightbulbs in the hood.

Can Green Day change a lightbulb?

Yes, but somewhere around the middle you'll think they stopped.

Murphy's law of the day ii

No matter how many times you try using water to rinse the milk out of the cup; the taste still won't go away until you drink it.

Pun of the day xii

A boy is shoveling a man's driveway. He's gotten all of the snow cleared but he still needs some salt. The man comes out; he is satisfied with the boy's performance so far and he says, "that's anice job."

Things I get mixed up ii

U2, you too, you two, and YouTube.

Dell, Windows, and Microsoft.

Christmas season and Thanksgiving season. (music on the radio)

Spring constant, kinetic energy, Boltzmann constant, kilo, Kelvin, thermal conductivity, Columb's law constant, magnetic constant, dielectric constant, and everything else k stands for.

The inconsistency of men women jokes ii

There are jokes about how women are such bad drivers.

Example: Beer has estrogen, you start crying, you talk to much and don't make sense, and you can't drive.

Yet men have to pay higher insurance rates, particullary teens.