Arizona State (continued)

The Nobel committee's formal reason for giving President Obama the Nobel Peace Prize was, "For his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples." Republicans quickly accused the award saying that he he has not accomplished enough to receive either the Nobel Peace Prize or an honorary degree from Arizona State. Democrats say that he has met the Nobel committee's definition of the prize which is coincidentally; "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

Arizona State

On Tuesday Arizona State University announced that Prsident Obama has still not accomplished enough to earn an honorary degree, despite giving the commencement address at last summer's graduation ceremony.
A few months after recieving the honorable Not Bush Award, President Obama was awarded with People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive award, People defended the award citing his massive stimulus.
He also recently became the first person to recieve a Presidential Medal of Freedom from himself, although after giving sixteen in August it's not even cool anymore. The president, with his grammy award winning voice replied, "I was shocked, to be honest I don't think I deserve this but I will accept it anyway."
The Person of the Year's advice to those New Jersey children is, "Put away the tv and video games until the homework is done, unless it's me on ESPN."

How to tell if someone is Mormon

Do they not leave until you offer refreshments?

Do they read through the ingredients on the cola?

Do they have an impulse to put away chairs?

When you say "steak", do they ask for a clarification?

Pun of the day xi

Why is it that becoming a pilot isn't to hard?

Because if it doesn't come naturally you can just wing it.

Pun of the day x

What do pro-Nixon people and anti-Nixon people agree on?

He definitely executed the office of President of The United States.

Murphy's law of the day

A technology will work until you're showing people how it works.

A technology will not work until you try showing someone that it doesn't. 

Pun of the day ix

Why couldn't someone be a British Grenadier Guard?

He wasn't in good standing with the government.

Pun of the day viii

Why did they make an action thriller movie about a boy scout camping trip.

Because camping is intense.