Pit

Classic Pit: Dealer gives everyone cards, you trade x number of cards with someone else in exchange for x cards, all cards must be the same but bear and bull both count as as wild card. First person to get 9 of the same food wins.
Communist Pit: Dealer decides who trades with who. Libertarian Pit: There are no rules, but it works out.
Enron Pit: You trade three cards in exchange for two.
2008 Pit: Dealer gives everyone a new hand on top of the one they already have.
Obama Pit: Large stimulus given to everyone over the next to years, this works well because there's no telling what would've happened if the bill hadn't been passed.
AIG Pit: The players give you a ton of cards and then you reward yourself.

Things I get mixed up

ACLU and UCLA

Coldplay and Clearplay

Stephen King and Stephen Hawking

Stephen and Steven (to be honest I'm not sure if I got it right on the above duo)

I can't think of anything

I've been really struggling lately to think of new post ideas, it's not a laughing matter, but I really wish it was.

Unfunny oxymoron

Secularist Christmas music.

Pun of the day vii

Why was Senator Kennedy such a great leader?

He was open-minded.

Some sportsmanship advice

I do not underestimate others, I simply overestimate myself.

You should never lie, because we all know where liars go.

The White House

or

Washington

(this joke does not refer to any particular person or group of people, it is a joke about american attitudes about politicians)